Wow...take back the tour. Who's taking it back? The dopers! Let em all dope. Let em do pot! Oh wait..that's Mountain Bike Downhill. A lesser form of cycling. Duuude...yeaaah.....my bike weighs 50 pounds. Hand me that pipe.
Ricco, The Cobra, oops I mean The Trouser Snake tested positive for EPO. Wow all those red blood cells and he still couldn't beat Contador (The Cabana Boy) at the Giro.
Ban Spain! I mean really...Paella? Who the hell thought up that mess?
The Trouser Snake supplied me with something snide to say every mountain stage...he will be missed.
Bonus Snide Comment: Saunier Duval...French name, Spanish team, Italian douche.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
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