Somehow I got a saddle sore this week. It has been festering for a while and today erupted in a spewage of puss offering great relief. Yummy.
I don't get these fantastic little reminders of mileage and suspect hygiene very often. Maybe riding around town in street clothes the last few weeks has irritated the region. Anyway, I got rid of it the old fashioned way: ichthemol and a questionably sanitized safety pin.
Procedure: apply puss-sucking charcoal paste, wait for giant crotch zit to form, sterilize poking devise, put one foot on bathroom counter (added bonus of increased flexibility), apply pressure, poke, squeeze, cry.
Post-op: apply anti-bacterial paste (preferably with some sort of anesthetic), find a way to keep region dry like duct taping a fan to your knees.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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