Jaime's small brown beaver

A whole new kind of crazy

I am so regal. Check me out.

Day two of crazy: Frosty staring at my junk

This is why they're called Massholes

Now that's some flaming yuel tide

Video XXXperience

Video taken with cell and posted from cell. Don't get all hopeful. Spielberg, kiss my ass!

Christmas Karaoke Guy in the Philly Airport

Wow. I'm speachless. Entertainment supplied by this dude.

Richard's Big Brown Log

Yeah, you homos can dream. I found my log in the Philly Airport.

Jaime's Big Brown Beaver

This needs no explanation.

Another Year Has Gone By

Alright that's it! We got another one of those stupid, overly positive Christmas card inserts so here is my blog version going out to all of you. For maximum effect: normal text is best experienced if read like a gay, little weeny and Side Note text rantingly like Patrick O'Grady.

Another fantastic year has gone by and you wish you were us. The children are growing and are more special than ever. Our hearts rejoice for the love they bring to our lives each and every day (side note: "I f*ing hate these little cliches; each and every day, kiss my ass, each is every day and every day is each, so shut the f up and use one or the other, do you think I have time for your redundant bullshit!"). We have been so blessed this year. Regrettably we closed the art gallery after three glorious years of retail in Breckenridge. (SNG: Side Note Guy for you slow people: "Death of the Succubus! We are not going to miss you Texas F*ckwit Tourists and your constant snivelling. We will miss watching you eat shit on the sidewalk in your ill-considered footwear. Ha!") Jaime has taken on a new role with the Starbucks Corporation and they have yearned for her to advance in management. She really values her free time and has declined for now. We'll see what happens in the future (SNG: "no shit, really?"). Jaime is back into ski racing and is looking forward to challenging herself on the slopes. We have joined a Business League Team and are cherishing the time we can share together, zipping down the hill in our new speed suits. (SNG: "Oh, F*ing Puke). If it's anything like the time we spent together cycling it shall yet again reaffirm our love for each other, each and everyday day (SNG: "I warned you!")

Richard is more glorious than ever. He has joined Vitamin Cottage Cycling Team and awaits his debut in the new colors. His teammates are all extremely fantastic and the Summer of 2008 should be loads of fun for each and everyone (SNG: "Mother F*er!") He continues to run his business from home and just loves making those personal connections with clients!

The children, Rosebud and Audrey, have gotten perfect marks so far this year(SNG: "On the carpet"). We are awaiting final term report cards although I bet their awaiting Santa's Sleigh with even more anticipation ;) (SNG: "Nice Quip, F*ckwit").

We'll that's all from Frisco, CO. We cherish your friendship and especially the time you have taken out of your busy day to read how fantastic we are. We hope the New Year bring a blessing to you and yours, each and every day (SNG: "Arrrrrrrgh")

How many more days do I have to wear this?

Bring on the Fat Man, Rosebud wants her Stocking!

Festively Fattening

My ass is expanding! Bring on the January panic! That's when I realize that March (race season) is coming in two months and the Front Range guys are probably getting a lot of miles in.

Pre-congrats to Jared and Peggy who are off to the hospital to spew forth unto this world a Chick Wah.

1st Rule of the Festivus Pole

Tinsel is distracting; keep it bare and clean.

Fox and Friends

No not the "Fair and Balanced", fake-sneeze:bullshit, news show. Our fox friends are back to the den after a nice, dry fox-friendly Fall. The mouse/vole munching was probably stellar!

Not sure whether it's Mom and Dad or one of last year's babies. I'll post pictures throughout the Winter. In the mean time, Rosebud will be keeping a lookout.

My Super Hero Test

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 80% The Flash 75% Iron Man 75% Superman 65% Robin 65% Supergirl 55% Hulk 55% Green Lantern 55% Wonder Woman 50% Batman 40% Catwoman 40%

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Redundancy

That's one happy pussy.

Mr. Blog

It has been brought to my attention that a good blogger will post at least every other day. I don't know; that might move in on my "me" time. That's a lot to ask of a slacker. My day is usually pretty busy with looking like I am working, walking the dog, telling the dog to go do something other than bugging me, walking the dog, riding my bike, skiing, coercing the dog to sleep, walking the dog and finally looking like I am working before I walk the dog again.

First Dumpage

So begins the long, long winter. Copper reports 14 inches for the last 2 days. Maybe I'll ski on Sunday after the Front Range people go home. They'll all be trying kill each other to get here tomorrow.

Hermannator still makes them cream themselves

Jaime and I went to the Beaver Creek World Cup GS yesterday. Hermann Maier was off the winning combined time by a little over a second but the crowd still had their usual collective spoodge over him. That dude is cool.





While we were watching racing, Rosebud was having an early Christmas. That's one guilty puppy.